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A man was asked 2 explain dis saying: Sorrow is our constant companion, Happines comes & goes. Man said: My Wife is always wid me. Her frndz comes & goes

Wife:-I will die. Husband:- I will also die. Wife:-why will you die? Husband:-because i cant bear such excitement

You know why women starts with 'W'? because all questions start with 'W'.. ! Who ? Why ? What ? When ? Which ? Whom ? Where ? & Finally Wife..!!!

Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar karte ho? Pati: Shahjahan jitna. Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge? Pati: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, tum hi der ker rahi ho.

Husband to a newly wed wife! I could go to the end of the world for you Wife:Thanks,but promise me you will stay there for the rest of your life.

WIFE , Tum Ne Kabhi Socha Hai K Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jaati To Kya Hota? HUSBAND , Nahi , Main ne kabhi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha,

She is the apple of my eye The reason that I live She is all that I could wish for My heart to her I give.

Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.

Always listen to your wife She gives Sound Advice 99% Sound and 1% Advice.

Husband:rat ko mene 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi mere agey kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi, Wife:Kaun sii movie thi? Husband:Apni shadi ki