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NEWS: PEPSI has withdrawn sponsorship of Pakistani Cricket Team New sponsor is 'Always Ultra' Bcoz Pakistan team is going through its worst PERIODS!

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Teacher asks children, what do u wish to do in future? Ram: I want to b a pilot. Vinod: I want to be a doctor. Deepa: I want to be a good mother. Ravi: I want to help Deepa.

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Girl To A Tattoo Artist How Much Do U Charge 4 Tattooing An Animal Just Above My Knee? Artist: -?100 4 Tiger,Rabit And Lion, But Girraffe Is Free.

A man to Santa: Ur friend iz kissing ur wife in ur home. Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n said: He's not my friend.