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1 Nursery CLASS Ka Bacha Bola Mam Main Aap Ko Kaisa Lagta Hun? Mam- SO SWEET BACHA Apni Side Ke Larke Se Bola-Dekha Maine Kaha Tha Na Line Marti Hai..

Newton's law of load shedding: "The rate of load shedding is directly propotional to the temperature of atmosphere provided that the role of WAPDA remains constant".

Be nice to the ones who smoke.. every cigarette migh be their last.

God created the earth, God created the woods God created you too, but yes, even God makes mistakes!

Do not disturb, I am enough disturbed as it is . . .

I love all the stars in the sky but they r nothing compared to the ones in your eyes

If i were a tear in ur eye i wood roll down onto ur lips.But if u were a tear in my eye i wood never cry as i wood be afraid 2 lose u!

What's common between the sun & women's underwear? a) Both are hot b) Both look better while going down c) Both disappear by night.

Hello, this is Death. Please answer when you're ready. I used to have an open mind, but my brains kept falling out.

Dunya K 5 Mushkil taren Kam 1-Hathi Ko dhakka lgana 2-Machar Ki malish karna 3-Chiunti ko kiss karna 4-Zrafey Ki gardun dabana 5-Ap Sa SmS ki tawaqa rakhna.