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sex is like a maths test me plus u subtracked the cloths add the bed divied the legs multiply the orgasms fancy a maths test??

Doc 2 lady:-why r u looking so exhausted? r u properly taking 3 meals per day as i advised lady:-oh! my god! i heard 3 males per day:-

Thought of the DAY: Rape is not a crime, it is just a SURPRISE sex...

boy: I love ur daughter since 5 months. Father: How can u proove it. boy: wait for 4 month... u will belive ur self.

What did the blonde?s left leg say to her right leg? Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money

Man1: my wife is obsess w/ cars. While asleep, she holds my bird & say Ferari,Porsche? Man2: mine is worst she puts my bird inside her & say Full Tank pls.

Q. Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata he? A. Jab koi ladki shaadi se pehle pregnant ho jaye aur uski maa kahe, HE BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA.

SEX is My Favourite. I Do it regularly. Do it & Feel Good! U'll enjoy it! I'll Die w/out SEX, S-Sleep, E-Eat, X-xercise, So do it everiday, good for u.

He took me 4rm a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry, I'm a bottle of wine..

Why men walk more and women talk more? bCoz men have three legs and women hav 4 lips