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Love is a gamble Sex is a game Boyz do the thing Girls get the blame 1 night in pleasure 9 months of pain 1 day in hospital and a junior needs a name

Sardarni: kal raat 3 chor aaye aur mera rape karke chale gaye.Sardar: tumne unhe roka nahi?Sardarni bahot roka par bole ab aur taakatnahi hai, kal aayenge

Train mai aik husband apni wife say: tujh say shadi ker k pachta raha hun dil kerta hai tujhey kuttay k agay dal dun samnay wala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

Teacher: Bacho batao k billi 1 sath itnay saray bachay kaisay paida karti hay? Kid: Miss agar aap road pay billi ki tarah ghoomo to aap ko pata chal jayega?

Maan apnay maray howay batay say "tom hum ko chod kar kidar jaraha hai janh na pani hai na bijlee na gas . . pass betha Mrasi kahta . . . . Ama kia yah PKISTAN ja raha hai??

Lrki: jb b kahin 6-7 lrkey jama hoty hain to unka topic LRKI hi hota hai Lrka: To jb 6-7 larkian jama hoti hn to wo konsi mehfil-e-naat sajati hain!!! :

jise hamne chaha usko hum pa na sake jisne hame chaha use chah na sake ye to dil tutane ka khel tha kisi ka toda apna bacha na sake.

School Me Ek Bacha Chaku Liye Ghum Raha Tha.. Sir Ne Pucha,Chaku Liye Kyo Ghum Rahe Ho..? Bachha: GARIB HU SIR,REVOLVER Kaha Se Laun..?

One is for fighting and one is to make up

Catch her by her waist Bring her home.. Keep ur hand on her neck Put ur lips on her lips & have a nice drink....PEPSI